Floppy ears and all

Marcus, the love of my life, just informed me that when I hurt myself (which happens rather often) I sound like an injured Bassett Hound. Thanks, honey!

Graduation Ghost

I went to my aunt's grave and left an announcement for her granddaughter's graduation.

Cinderottie

I met a Rottie with a stub tail. I asked him, "How big is your neck?"

"He said, as small as Scarlett O'Hara's waist!"